Britain's skint, the fog's rolled in and someone in a balaclava keeps nicking politicians. Andy Burnham is going after them. On foot.
Britain is skint. The high streets have vanished into a fog that never lifts, and a man in a balaclava keeps riding off with the nation's politicians in a takeaway bag. Somebody has to go after him, and Andy Burnham is the only one who brought trainers.
Burnham Dash: Save Britain is an arcade endless runner for iPhone, Android and Steam. Swipe to switch lanes, jump and slide through a Manchester that looks like a PlayStation 2 horror game on a wet Tuesday: over the buses, under the roadworks, through the coins. Catch a kidnapper and whoever was in the bag comes home, then texts to say thanks, some more graciously than others.
And the road rarely stays a road. One minute it's a speedboat down the canal, the next a dance floor buried under the city, a dogfight in a First World War biplane, a skydive onto a Deansgate tower, or a fever dream about a very large cat.
